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Professor Layton And The Dubious Banana

Professor Layton and The Dubious Banana isn’t actually a new game in the series, but a new short by Mad Jelly Films!

Tentacle Rape Pictured Here for Demonstrative Purposes Only

The Tentacle Rape That Is Transformers 3

Michael Bay’s latest Transformers flick, Dark of the Moon, replaces gratuitous tracking shots Megan Fox’s orange ass with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s less-orange ass. Personally, I think that betrays the entire struggle between the Autobots and the Decepticons in that it… aw who am I kidding, this movie only has Transformers in it for branding purposes! It’s really just a terrible excuse …

Judy Moody and the NOT Not Bummer Summer

Do you like obnoxious four-year-olds who speak like antiquated stoners and search for bigfoot with Roller Girl from Boogie Nights?

Madea’s Big Happy Family

Madea’s Big Happy Family? Make that Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family, the most uncomfortably complicated movie title since Legend of the Guardians: Owls of Ga’Hoole or Percy Jackson And The Olympians: The Lightning Thief. If it weren’t for Tyler Perry, this website might not exist as your go-to source for poorly constructed reviews recorded in sub-optimal conditions which often …

Rebecca Black Enjoys Fun Fun Fun Fun

This really sums up all that needs to be said about Rebecca Black. I’ve cut together every time she discusses how she feels the weekends are fun fun fun fun. I had to do it.

A Psychoanalysis of Big Momma’s House

With the release of Big Mammas: Like Father, Like Son, Film Fail wonders why Martin Lawrence’s character feels the need to dress up like a large woman so frequently. Certainly this isn’t typical protocol for an FBI agent…