Going The Distance
Sate your appetites with this here four second review of Going The Distance, starring Drew Barrymore and Justin Long
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Vampires Suck Sucks Harder Than Twilight
Vampires Suck is so terrible, so stupid, so un-funny, that I would rather watch Twilight. All the laughs in Twilight come from horribly awkward dialogue and unintentional sight gags, whereas all the laughs in Vampires Suck are PREVENTED by horribly awkward attempts at humor and heavy-handed sight gags AKA people falling down a lot.
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Eat Pray Love Makes Us Vomit Atheistic Hatred
Eat Pray Love? More like Eat PREY Love, amirite?
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Step Up 3D – The Unintentional Comedy Hit of the Summer
It’s been a long time since I laughed at a trailer as much as I did while watching Step Up 3D’s trailer. You thought 3D movies were bad (they are) and you also thought dancing movies were bad (they REALLY are) well can you even imagine how bad a dancing movie is IN 3D? No you cannot…
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Cats and Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore
Reviewed in 4 Seconds! It’s like Pussy Galore from James Bond, but they have to say kitty instead of pussy, because they don’t want kids thinking about vaginas!
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How The Sorcerer’s Apprentice Ruins Your Childhood
It’s a live action remake of a Mickey cartoon from Fantasia with 80 minutes of ‘splosions…
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