Make this Valentine's Day a special one.

Regular visitors to filmfail.com know that I hate many things. Many many many many…things. While Valentine’s Day sits comfortably among those things I hate, Valentine’s Day the movie is vying for a pretty lofty spot on the list. The movie Valentine’s Day is basically just what we all hate about Valentine’s Day: attractive people pretending they’re happy for the 90 minutes they’re in contact with the outside world. Also, we have to deal with Ashton Kutcher’s bullshit notions like, “love is the only shocking act left on the planet.” There are tons of shocking acts left on the planet, like Paul Giamatti, for instance. Intrigued? You should be, fellow hater. You should be. OBSERVE THE VIDEO ABOVE!

Okay, I’d love to stop and chat, but I need to go reassess my life, because it seems that I have a Giamatti on my hands.

Dan


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