Or should I say, “Sucks and the Shitty”? No. That’s just absurd. Speaking of absurd, it’s a second SATC movie! Yes, Sex and the City 2 will most definitely be panned by critics (it already has been), and of course it’s loyal fanbase will hate it as well for the gimmicky plot and poor writing that contains nary a joke they have not heard before. However, the thing that really puts the nail in the already heavily-nailed coffin is the fact that Carrie seems to have gotten Carried away with all that plastic surgery, because that face scares the hell out of me. I’m able to sit through any kind of zombie movie or Japanese horror without so much as a twitch, but when I saw Samantha’s face in close-up for the first time, I quaked in fear and let out a shrill scream. It was kind of embarrassing.


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