This week I handicap the 2010 Oscars, but it’s not like I needed to handicap The Academy Awards when they’re already so retarded, right? Right guys? Anyway, in this video I kidnap James Cameron, Kathryn Bigelow, Jason Reitman and Sandra Bullock…and what do they do? Start having sex in my closet. Great. You’d think that last thing that divorced people would do with each other is have sex. Well technically dying is the last thing they’d do. It’s really the last thing anyone would do. Woah. It just got mad existential up in here.
Professor Layton and The Dubious Banana isn’t actually a new game in the series, but a new short by Mad Jelly Films!
Michael Bay’s latest Transformers flick, Dark of the Moon, …
Do you like obnoxious four-year-olds who speak like antiquated stoners and search for bigfoot with Roller Girl from Boogie Nights?
This really sums up all that needs to be …
Who is Dan Rickmers?
Dan Rickmers is the creator of Filmfail.com, and an all-around pretty cool guy, if I do say so myself. He directs short films, writes long films, and is currently majoring in "Watching Movies" at NYU. He also writes for NYULocal. He's very smart. You should give him money.