This Oscar in a garbage can, where it belongs.

This week I handicap the 2010 Oscars, but it’s not like I needed to handicap The Academy Awards when they’re already so retarded, right? Right guys? Anyway, in this video I kidnap James Cameron, Kathryn Bigelow, Jason Reitman and Sandra Bullock…and what do they do? Start having sex in my closet. Great. You’d think that last thing that divorced people would do with each other is have sex. Well technically dying is the last thing they’d do. It’s really the last thing anyone would do. Woah. It just got mad existential up in here.


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