Comments for Filmfail.com http://www.filmfail.com Bad reviews of terrible movies Sun, 29 May 2011 23:05:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Comment on Five Reasons Toy Story 3 Sucks by Cassidy http://www.filmfail.com/featured/five-reasons-toy-story-3-sucks/comment-page-2/#comment-366 Cassidy Sun, 29 May 2011 23:05:09 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=790#comment-366 I liked Kung Fu Panda but I hate how they're going to make more, but I like how Pixar sometimes doesn't even have to make another movie to make it good, it's alreay good because they've put their thoughts and heart into it, while dreamworks just makes more because they want more money, they don't care if the movie's bad, they'll just keep going until they want to, well that's my opinion. Kung Fu Panda should have been just a single movie, not followed by a bunch of stupid sequels. I don't want my favorite movie being ruined like Shrek! I liked Kung Fu Panda but I hate how they’re going to make more, but I like how Pixar sometimes doesn’t even have to make another movie to make it good, it’s alreay good because they’ve put their thoughts and heart into it, while dreamworks just makes more because they want more money, they don’t care if the movie’s bad, they’ll just keep going until they want to, well that’s my opinion. Kung Fu Panda should have been just a single movie, not followed by a bunch of stupid sequels. I don’t want my favorite movie being ruined like Shrek!

]]> Comment on Madea’s Big Happy Family by Rosemary http://www.filmfail.com/all/tyler-perry-madeas-big-happy-family/comment-page-1/#comment-365 Rosemary Wed, 04 May 2011 19:10:28 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=1233#comment-365 This was great, Dan. Nicely done XD This was great, Dan. Nicely done XD

]]> Comment on Five Reasons Toy Story 3 Sucks by aball http://www.filmfail.com/featured/five-reasons-toy-story-3-sucks/comment-page-2/#comment-364 aball Tue, 05 Apr 2011 23:09:33 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=790#comment-364 Dude, you fucking suck. ALL the toy story movies were fucking awesome. and im 17. you're an idiot. who cares if pixar doesnt usually make sequels? and the gay jokes....dont be so sensitive. Like, you haven't said the word gay inappropiately. so suck my balls, you suck. toy story 3 was awesome. suck my balls. you suck. Dude, you fucking suck.
ALL the toy story movies were fucking awesome.
and im 17.
you’re an idiot.
who cares if pixar doesnt usually make sequels?
and the gay jokes….dont be so sensitive. Like, you haven’t said the word gay inappropiately.
so suck my balls, you suck. toy story 3 was awesome.

suck my balls. you suck.

]]> Comment on Five Reasons Toy Story 3 Sucks by james http://www.filmfail.com/featured/five-reasons-toy-story-3-sucks/comment-page-2/#comment-363 james Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:46:52 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=790#comment-363 toy story 3 was dissapointing, so much bad, but mostly it was just sad toy story 3 was dissapointing, so much bad, but mostly it was just sad

]]> Comment on Five Reasons Toy Story 3 Sucks by Roach http://www.filmfail.com/featured/five-reasons-toy-story-3-sucks/comment-page-1/#comment-362 Roach Thu, 03 Mar 2011 15:11:33 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=790#comment-362 Pixar Films Suck, Pop Culture Bullshit ! Pixar Films Suck, Pop Culture Bullshit !

]]> Comment on Five Reasons Toy Story 3 Sucks by Johnson http://www.filmfail.com/featured/five-reasons-toy-story-3-sucks/comment-page-1/#comment-361 Johnson Tue, 22 Feb 2011 05:16:06 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=790#comment-361 LULZ. OMG. Don't be jealous that they are an incredible animation studio that blows Dreamworks out the the water. Just because they make awesome sequels doesn't mean anything. Compared to Dreamworks' idea of having 7 Kung Fu Pandas, 4 How To Train Your Dragons, and like 6 Shreks, a trilogy of one of the best and most memorable movies ever created is nothing. Pixar is famous for the love and care they put into their movie. It's made for both adults and children because they know how to capture and appease the audience. And just so you know, they are also planning to release another Monsters Inc., so you can bitch about that sequel too. Though you're entitled to your own opinions, don't write crap about something you obviously can't enjoy. Millions of fans can't be wrong if they loved it. So long story short, SHUT THE FUCK UP. LULZ. OMG. Don’t be jealous that they are an incredible animation studio that blows Dreamworks out the the water. Just because they make awesome sequels doesn’t mean anything. Compared to Dreamworks’ idea of having 7 Kung Fu Pandas, 4 How To Train Your Dragons, and like 6 Shreks, a trilogy of one of the best and most memorable movies ever created is nothing. Pixar is famous for the love and care they put into their movie. It’s made for both adults and children because they know how to capture and appease the audience. And just so you know, they are also planning to release another Monsters Inc., so you can bitch about that sequel too. Though you’re entitled to your own opinions, don’t write crap about something you obviously can’t enjoy. Millions of fans can’t be wrong if they loved it. So long story short, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

]]> Comment on Five Reasons Toy Story 3 Sucks by Ethan http://www.filmfail.com/featured/five-reasons-toy-story-3-sucks/comment-page-1/#comment-358 Ethan Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:23:10 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=790#comment-358 Yeah Edward's right. The government should have stepped in and redistributed Andy's toys to underprivledged minority children. That's what we need in children's movies today, an unabashed support of the tenants of socialism. Hey I got it, we make a Toy Story 4 and have it take place in Cuba to show just how much better off these toys would be under socialism. Maybe instead of escaping from the kids room, the kid takes the toys on a raft with him and travels across the ocean to America because socialism is so awesome. What I love the most is Edward's statement that the movie upholds the fundamental rights of private toy ownership. That is right on the money, in the original Toy Story, the writers should have had the army break into the house and take possession of all the toys for the good of the state. Can you imagine what an improvement that would be? What parent wouldn't want their child to see a movie showing people coming in and taking children's toys. Wait, I know, the toys get redistributed on Christmas morning and the army guys are sent to the frontline to fight the so called middle American values. Or maybe, some learning toy is a Chrsitmas gift and the army guys force the rest of the toys to view it for months on end in the some sort of camp and then be good socialists. I can't understand why this Edward guy isn't some kind of writer in Hollywood with these types of ideas at his finger tips. I mean he is exactly the kind of person I would telling my children stories. Yeah Edward’s right. The government should have stepped in and redistributed Andy’s toys to underprivledged minority children. That’s what we need in children’s movies today, an unabashed support of the tenants of socialism. Hey I got it, we make a Toy Story 4 and have it take place in Cuba to show just how much better off these toys would be under socialism. Maybe instead of escaping from the kids room, the kid takes the toys on a raft with him and travels across the ocean to America because socialism is so awesome. What I love the most is Edward’s statement that the movie upholds the fundamental rights of private toy ownership. That is right on the money, in the original Toy Story, the writers should have had the army break into the house and take possession of all the toys for the good of the state. Can you imagine what an improvement that would be? What parent wouldn’t want their child to see a movie showing people coming in and taking children’s toys. Wait, I know, the toys get redistributed on Christmas morning and the army guys are sent to the frontline to fight the so called middle American values. Or maybe, some learning toy is a Chrsitmas gift and the army guys force the rest of the toys to view it for months on end in the some sort of camp and then be good socialists. I can’t understand why this Edward guy isn’t some kind of writer in Hollywood with these types of ideas at his finger tips. I mean he is exactly the kind of person I would telling my children stories.

]]> Comment on Five Reasons Toy Story 3 Sucks by Ethan http://www.filmfail.com/featured/five-reasons-toy-story-3-sucks/comment-page-1/#comment-357 Ethan Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:02:32 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=790#comment-357 I hated Toy Story 3 and not for a single one of the reasons the writer stated. His assertion that the movie sucked jsut because of its portrayal of gays and latinos is just plain ridiculous. At no point in the movie did the Hispanic Buzz Lightyear do anything even remotely sexual and on top of that, the Ken doll you complain about wasn't even gay. He lived in his house with a Barbie doll not another Ken doll. Also, the idea that Pixar can not make sequels is untrue as well. Toy Story 2 was a great sequel to the first Toy Story. In Toy Story 2, there was a great deal more comedy than in Toy Story 3. That is really my main objection to Toy Story 3, it starts out mildly depressing with the fact that some of the toys are gone, then just continues on a downward path where the movie gets more and more depressing with little comic relief. Even the so called happy ending was not all that happy. It's actually pretty funny, this guy talks about how much the movie sucked and then at no point says anything regarding the plot or the animation. Instead he just banters about side notes like the 3D or pixar having other movies that are better. From what this writer has written I am fairly confident that he did not actually watch the movie. The only things from the movie that he mentions are from the previews. I hated Toy Story 3 and not for a single one of the reasons the writer stated. His assertion that the movie sucked jsut because of its portrayal of gays and latinos is just plain ridiculous. At no point in the movie did the Hispanic Buzz Lightyear do anything even remotely sexual and on top of that, the Ken doll you complain about wasn’t even gay. He lived in his house with a Barbie doll not another Ken doll. Also, the idea that Pixar can not make sequels is untrue as well. Toy Story 2 was a great sequel to the first Toy Story. In Toy Story 2, there was a great deal more comedy than in Toy Story 3. That is really my main objection to Toy Story 3, it starts out mildly depressing with the fact that some of the toys are gone, then just continues on a downward path where the movie gets more and more depressing with little comic relief. Even the so called happy ending was not all that happy. It’s actually pretty funny, this guy talks about how much the movie sucked and then at no point says anything regarding the plot or the animation. Instead he just banters about side notes like the 3D or pixar having other movies that are better. From what this writer has written I am fairly confident that he did not actually watch the movie. The only things from the movie that he mentions are from the previews.

]]> Comment on Five Reasons Toy Story 3 Sucks by Political Splash http://www.filmfail.com/featured/five-reasons-toy-story-3-sucks/comment-page-1/#comment-356 Political Splash Wed, 19 Jan 2011 06:06:20 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=790#comment-356 I guessed you weren't hugged much as a kid where you? I guessed you weren’t hugged much as a kid where you?

]]> Comment on Five Reasons Toy Story 3 Sucks by Pete http://www.filmfail.com/featured/five-reasons-toy-story-3-sucks/comment-page-1/#comment-353 Pete Tue, 02 Nov 2010 23:34:14 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=790#comment-353 My 5 year old loves the first two. She wanted me to turn this cr@p off and throw the disk away at the end of the movie. She was terrified by the mean purple bear... I'm deeply disappointed... My 5 year old loves the first two. She wanted me to turn this cr@p off and throw the disk away at the end of the movie. She was terrified by the mean purple bear… I’m deeply disappointed…

]]> Comment on Saw 3D Treats You Like You’re Five! by Dilan http://www.filmfail.com/all/saw-3d/comment-page-1/#comment-351 Dilan Thu, 28 Oct 2010 13:10:00 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=1180#comment-351 You're really funny and I liked what you did with this -- mostly. It'd be a little better if you had addressed the trailer more than the actual Saw series itself, because there are actually a lot of Saw fans out there (including myself) who do know Saw actually has an extremely substantial movie and many interesting loose ends to tie up. But yes, 3D is an absolute fucking gimmick. You’re really funny and I liked what you did with this — mostly. It’d be a little better if you had addressed the trailer more than the actual Saw series itself, because there are actually a lot of Saw fans out there (including myself) who do know Saw actually has an extremely substantial movie and many interesting loose ends to tie up. But yes, 3D is an absolute fucking gimmick.

]]> Comment on Five Reasons Toy Story 3 Sucks by what http://www.filmfail.com/featured/five-reasons-toy-story-3-sucks/comment-page-1/#comment-350 what Mon, 25 Oct 2010 04:45:24 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=790#comment-350 you didn't even watch the movie, did you? you didn’t even watch the movie, did you?

]]> Comment on Alpha And Omega Promotes Sex To Kids! by Jack http://www.filmfail.com/all/alpha-omega-promotes-sex-to-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-349 Jack Wed, 20 Oct 2010 07:52:18 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=1140#comment-349 Lol, what's wrong with you please review your dirty mind before comment on this movie dude, you're so dirty minded Lol, what’s wrong with you please review your dirty mind before comment on this movie dude, you’re so dirty minded

]]> Comment on Five Reasons Toy Story 3 Sucks by Josh http://www.filmfail.com/featured/five-reasons-toy-story-3-sucks/comment-page-1/#comment-347 Josh Fri, 01 Oct 2010 17:55:49 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=790#comment-347 Dude, I totally agree with you. I thought you were spot on. I did not like this movie because it wasn't how animation should be. It was funny--it wasn't slapstick--it wasn't out of control craziness. It was serious and frightening and just not right. Well, that's what I think. If you want to see how animation should be--check out "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs". That movie is out of control craziness. Dude, I totally agree with you. I thought you were spot on. I did not like this movie because it wasn’t how animation should be. It was funny–it wasn’t slapstick–it wasn’t out of control craziness. It was serious and frightening and just not right. Well, that’s what I think. If you want to see how animation should be–check out “Cloudy with a chance of meatballs”. That movie is out of control craziness.

]]> Comment on Death at a Funeral by Rebekah http://www.filmfail.com/all/death-at-a-funeral/comment-page-1/#comment-346 Rebekah Sun, 26 Sep 2010 06:02:24 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=607#comment-346 Oh man, you're so racist. That's why I frequent your website. Oh man, you’re so racist. That’s why I frequent your website.

]]> Comment on Remember Me’s Twist Ending Spoiler! Suck it! by Rebekah http://www.filmfail.com/all/remember-me-ending/comment-page-1/#comment-345 Rebekah Sun, 26 Sep 2010 06:01:29 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=537#comment-345 Inspired by Rebekah Nielsen. Inspired by Rebekah Nielsen.

]]> Comment on What Kind of Bounty Hunter Hunts Jennifer Aniston? by Rebekah http://www.filmfail.com/all/bounty-hunter-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-344 Rebekah Sun, 26 Sep 2010 06:00:34 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=568#comment-344 YOU are a fun time for everyone. YOU are a fun time for everyone.

]]> Comment on Valentine’s Day Bukkake by Rebekah http://www.filmfail.com/featured/valentine-day-movie/comment-page-1/#comment-343 Rebekah Sun, 26 Sep 2010 05:59:41 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=477#comment-343 This is funny, because when you made this you originally had nobody to go out with on Valentine's Day and you were probably bitter about that. But then you met me. This is funny, because when you made this you originally had nobody to go out with on Valentine’s Day and you were probably bitter about that. But then you met me.

]]> Comment on How The Sorcerer’s Apprentice Ruins Your Childhood by Rebekah http://www.filmfail.com/all/sorcerers-apprentice-ruins-childhood/comment-page-1/#comment-342 Rebekah Sun, 26 Sep 2010 05:58:18 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=1019#comment-342 Yo man, I love your unemployed look. You iz da cutest wen you has a beard. My fave or it iz wen u make fun of Nicky Cage. Yo man, I love your unemployed look. You iz da cutest wen you has a beard. My fave or it iz wen u make fun of Nicky Cage.

]]> Comment on Step Up 3D – The Unintentional Comedy Hit of the Summer by Rebekah http://www.filmfail.com/all/step-up-3d-unintentional-comedy-hit/comment-page-1/#comment-341 Rebekah Sun, 26 Sep 2010 05:57:01 +0000 http://www.filmfail.com/?p=1067#comment-341 OH man, you iz da funniest. My fave or it iz wen u do da dance in real life. OH man, you iz da funniest. My fave or it iz wen u do da dance in real life.

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