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These wienerz are plump enough to fit your bun just right.

Okay, this week it’s a video about hot dogs and angry hobos, and next week it’s the worst movies of the DECADE. Exciting times all around, if you ask me. This video is a cute little romantic comedy. Making it was pretty cool, because approximately half of the people who were involved in making in it asked me not to mention their real names, to avoid people finding it on Google in relation to them. Is there really any higher form of praise? I think not. So enjoy what’s sure to be strange and disturbing, and don’t watch it if you’re offended by the many uses of wienerz or Oscar Meyer commercials. I know that last thought probably struck fear into some of your hearts, so you might as well just watch it.

Aww, wasn’t that neat? I like the part where the guy in the song spells out the word love, because I also like to spell. If you were disturbed by that at all, just keep in mind it’s not that much different than a picnic. It’s just like a hot dog grill at a big, messy picnic……..yeah okay maybe it is a little weird.

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It’s that time again! Time for me to slack off on giving you a five-minute video of me making jokes about movies and instead give you a five-minute video I made about people dying! It’s okay though, because this time I included the song “You’re The Inspiration” by Chicago, so you KNOW it’s good. Another way you know it’s good is because youtube has officially banned this video from Germany. Badass? Don’t ask me why, because they weren’t very clear on that point. They just sent me an email that read “Dude, we seriously can’t play this in Germany. THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES!” Speculate.

Did you “luh dat shiz” or what? Personally, I’d tolerate that filum two or maybe even three times!

Hugz,
Daniel

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It's HOOOOOOOOORIBLE!

This is why you shouldn’t sneeze into your hands. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY. You’re killing your father. Oh, hey dere. I maybe made this video for a class, and I’m maybe going to shamelessly replace this week’s Trailer Trash with it. Horrible, horrible sneezing is involved. Maybe. Death is funny! Speaking of death, I just got back from murdering a couple of Sony representatives who slapped ads all over this video because I use a small part of ELO’s song, Mr. Blue Sky. Cool story guys, why don’t you just come out and ASK me to post a link to one of at least 500 websites where you could download that song in it’s full form, illegally. It’s alright though, in these situations I like to follow the inspirational advice of our friend Courage Wolf:

YES. Okay, now I’m pumped. Here’s the video, which is right here, exclusively for you filmfail friends! and for people who randomly find it on Youtube! Exclamation! Oh, and by the way. Unlike videos where I’m just sitting around allowing words to seep from my mouth-hole, this video probably looks noticeably better in HD than it does in Loser-D, so click the HD button when you start it.

Next week I’ll actually get around to making a Trailer Trash. If I feel like it.

Daniel