Vampires Suck is so terrible, so stupid, so un-funny, that I would rather watch Twilight. All the laughs in Twilight come from horribly awkward dialogue and unintentional sight gags, whereas all the laughs in Vampires Suck are PREVENTED by horribly awkward attempts at humor and heavy-handed sight gags AKA people falling down a lot.
It’s been a long time since I laughed at a trailer as much as I did while watching Step Up 3D’s trailer. You thought 3D movies were bad (they are) and you also thought dancing movies were bad (they REALLY are) well can you even imagine how bad a dancing movie is IN 3D? No you cannot…