Youtube has this new feature called “closed captioning,” which is supposed to automatically translate voice to text for the deaf or something dumb like that. What it actually does is mistranslate everything with often hilarious results. So I transcribed this week’s episode of Trailer Trash, the one on the new Robert Pattinson movie, Remember Me. It’s pretty damn funny if you ask me. Probably funnier than the video itself, which is about how a gay man named Robert Hansen (code for Robert Pattinson) is plotting some sort of terrorist attack according to this transcript. Yikes.
Welcome to this week’s episode of “Compel the Concentrated Trash.” I didn’t rehearse, and is it EVER going to be reviewing Remember Be? So sick! That Robert, as an individual, you have stood up from her hands. True. Remember May, let’s say, “well, I don’t know five watch it.” It’s terrible terrible movie, but it IS possible. Alright, the drop said, “in New York City during the Summer of 2001.” What? Either Paterson [Pattinson], of then, these young men beat. Alley, the check from laws, through Princeton the- MMMMMM.
There’s your health, you, and the tragedy. The soonest circumstances that brought them together red irritable halt. What’s the probability is this? Robert Hansen. [Pattinson]
“Foreign Minister, it simple.”
“That’s…It was just huge!”
That’s right Barbara, most part because it does whatever the party! Lots of coal. Yeah.
Then he alley, the only one who could sell hardened hearts, but the sensitivity and cases in the sociology of the readers. Can be? No.
That’s not…shot is totally unfounded view of life! I mean that’s why I don’t [verb] the east Asian studies major with a modern country…and there are signs of morality. Rubber bands and they THINK he’d be a reality. Is. But that’s it from Office. Pretty really is that too.
“What is this is?! Don’t talk about society.”
She’s a free will that she can hear you that he or she wants to! The two “firecrackers,” don’t they? Central. Sexual.
“Standing at the things: you.”
But then, something wonderful! They don’t realize is that Jim Crow laws! So across the city…alright. You know.
But this isn’t the case! What do you think that this might be? Could it be, that’s different? I think…that he’s [Robert Pattinson] out [of the closet]!
Maybe. Could it be, the up? They wouldn’t do that. This is exploitative. Wait a minute…let’s take a look at the post. But the issue here, we got a New York City skyline attack, so that money, “the stuff…”
I don’t know. Let’s take a look at the…uh, the Fed may come as a result of us, okay? But as usual, a little bit more “leading.” I’ll tell you what, let’s look at the polls Friday.
That does seem to be conclusive. My theory is that Robert Hansen was the murder of THE WHOLE TIME. Yeah, and what better way to move it forward for humanity kids! And still months its rules to avoid a statistical there. Wasn’t until that time he does. Other the lifeblood of the authors with some friends! I don’t really know what that means, but let me say this: it.
So like…[you] probably won’t watch. I don’t know where to determine book, I also would tell you guys a and…so this is leading…SUFFER in this whole case. A lot of age.
Following a quitter cleared up calls; last day on Earth matters. So you feel, though that followed the frankly seventy-two in order of labor people. Maybe some of the look for. Very little, but totally right. About it. Whatever. Watch. Alright?
Wasn’t that wonderful? I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Here’s a link back to the original post, and here’s the video which you can watch on your very own!