Michael Bay’s latest Transformers flick, Dark of the Moon, replaces gratuitous tracking shots Megan Fox’s orange ass with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s less-orange ass. Personally, I think that betrays the entire struggle between the Autobots and the Decepticons in that it… aw who am I kidding, this movie only has Transformers in it for branding purposes! It’s really just a terrible excuse for Michael Bay to sell some popcorn.
“Dark Of The Moon.” What is this, a Pink Floyd album? Dan Rickmers reviews (but really just makes fun of) Michael Bay’s Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon on this episode of Film Fail, the show where we give you a completely opinionated, completely uninformed opinion on a film no one should ever have an informed opinion on.
Topics discussed today include the fact that Michael Bay is sexist. Do you agree? Let us know in the comments!