Tentacle Rape Pictured Here for Demonstrative Purposes Only

A direct screencap from the film.

Michael Bay’s latest Transformers flick, Dark of the Moon, replaces gratuitous tracking shots Megan Fox’s orange ass with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s less-orange ass. Personally, I think that betrays the entire struggle between the Autobots and the Decepticons in that it… aw who am I kidding, this movie only has Transformers in it for branding purposes! It’s really just a terrible excuse for Michael Bay to sell some popcorn.

“Dark Of The Moon.” What is this, a Pink Floyd album? Dan Rickmers reviews (but really just makes fun of) Michael Bay’s Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon on this episode of Film Fail, the show where we give you a completely opinionated, completely uninformed opinion on a film no one should ever have an informed opinion on.

Topics discussed today include the fact that Michael Bay is sexist. Do you agree? Let us know in the comments!

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