This has all just been a clever ruse. I have no Juicy Juice to offer you. I understand if this ends our professional and slightly erotic blogger/blogee relationship before it was our time. You’ve been burned before. Below you exists a video which has been crafted by my very own hands and will hopefully chill you to the core of all your most erogenous zones. Either that or make you emit a single snicker to yourself, smile and think, “that guy…that guy is okay by me.”

Sorry for that little rant about the phone whores in the middle of the video. It looked better on text than on my mouth-hole and really has nothing to do with the movie. Not that you necessarily care about the movie. EDIT: I’m obviously not REALLY sorry, or I would have just deleted it from the video.

Your blogromancer,
Danny Rick

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