Indeed you has.
Calm your nerves and check out this review of Frozen, a shitty horror movie about being stuck in a ski lift for a totally long time, man. To prove how dedicated I am to you horrible people, I reenacted the entirety of the movie in this episode of trailer trash. Yes. The entire movie, verbatim. Also, we speculate as to whether or not I’m wearing pants. It’s been an issue for some time, and as a serious journalist person guy, I have to expose the important issues.
Alright that’s all for today, because I can’t type anymore, because I’m a butterfingers. By which I mean my fingers are made of butter, like Edward Butterhands. Perhaps I can make the town a better butter place and become a famous toast-butterer. Oh dreams, beautiful dreams.
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