Peer into the face of Terror. Does it shock you? Does it make you wet certain articles of clothing? GOOD. Robert Zemeckis, the director of The Polar Express, which is the notorious movie archetypal of the “Uncanny Valley” theory that there are certain styles of animation which just creep everyone out, decides to repeat his mistake with “A Christmas Carol”. So, basically we get to see “A Christmas Carol” rehashed yet again, but this time we’re treated to four different iterations of Jim Carey’s creepified face. Ewwwww.
Imma gonna give you guys something special next week, and it may involve a lot of people dying. So even if you don’t like it, you’ll be able to rest assured that it will be bringing a warm smile to my face.