This is what will happen to you.Hey ladies, I have some chipmunks here for you, which I know are the key to arousing you, so let me just get-what? What do you mean you harbor no feelings of sexual attraction towards chipmunks? Dammit, Alvin and the Chipmunks 2, you’ve lied to me yet again!!! Ah forget it. These Chipmunks, if you are somehow unfamiliar with them, sing squeaky versions of pop songs, like Glee for the mentally challenged, and then, once their prey has been lulled into a trance-like stupor, they viciously nibble out their eyeballs. It’s very realistically done in the movie, I think they used real eyeballs. Anyway, enjoy!

Dan

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