Duckie Gonna Quack Yo Bitch Ass Up

Hey dudes, you all like sex right? And you love talking animals too, right? Well what if we combine the two? I know, you’re probably thinking “Isn’t that why we have furry porn?” Well some Lionsgate guys felt like leaving animal sex fetishes to adults was too restrictive, and that it was high time to show these kids how talking wolves get down and dirty, hence the movie Alpha and Omega! Personally, I couldn’t agree more. How else can we emotionally scar young children if not by subjecting them to the wanton courtship of talking animals?

Now the part that’s really a shame is that the animation is so terribly done that it makes South Park look like a technical marvel. I bet you’re all just itching to jump on a movie with such Hollywood heavy-hitters like Justin Long and Hayden Panettiere, or maybe you don’t really give a damn about them or their generic voices. I mean seriously, I had to imdb to figure out that Hayden Panettiere was just that girl from Heroes (which I’ve never watched) and in all honesty I doubt anyone sane could distinguish her voice from anyone else’s.

Oh and sorry about the lack of video last week, but I’ve got some cool stuff in the works, not the least of which is Film Fail’s new logo. What do you think? I like it because it looks less like garbage, but maybe that’s just me.

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