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THE ROOM

Posted by Dan Rickmers On December - 31 - 2009

Oh HAI, acting!

Oh HAI, readers!
It’s New Year’s eve, the waning hours of the 2000’s, and I think it’s time we made the call. What’s the worst movie of this fail-ridden decade? Well, it’s no contest really. Tommy Wiseau’s THE ROOM is without a doubt the worst, campiest, yet still the most hilarious movie you’ll ever have the fortune/misfortune to see. It seems that only two of your fellow filmfailers knew this to be true prior to this video, and of course they have been given DUE RECOGNITION in the video. For the rest of you, I decree you must educate thine self. Observe!

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Oh BAI, everyone!

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HOHOHO Gorilla Sex

Posted by Dan Rickmers On December - 25 - 2009

Merry Christmas everyone, my gift to you is this video of Gorillas fucking to Mika. You may not have asked for it, but I knew it’s what you really wanted instead of that Wii Fit. SEASONS PLEASINGS.

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2000’s Worst: Wicker Man

Posted by Dan Rickmers On December - 23 - 2009

This photo is necessary whenever discussing The Cage.

Let’s be honest, when bear suits are involved in movies, they’re instant classics. I knew in my heart that Nigolas Cage had to be involved in at least ONE of these “worst movies of the decade” posts. Either him or Tyler Perry, but Christmas is a time where we all try make the world a little brighter place to be in by forgetting that T.P. exists. So anywayz, here’s your video, and if you still don’t believe me that this is the funniest bad movie of the 2000’s, then consider the fact that my hair is a bird, which invalidates your argument.

Leave your guess for what the worst movie of the decade is, and if you’re right, then I’ll mention you in next week’s video. WOWIE. So guess what it is. The video basically gives it away, not that it will help you if you’re bad at life. You might even have to google to figure it out, which I’ll just assume you all did anyway.

Dan

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2000’s Worst: One Missed Call

Posted by Dan Rickmers On December - 9 - 2009

I'm irrelevant to the story!

I'm irrelevant to the story!

It’s time to feign authority and decree which movies are the worst of these past ten years. It’s a tough job, because there has been so much suckage, but I think One Missed Call really takes the cake. It has everything you wouldn’t want in a horror movie, and more. I actually watched this pathetic, awful excuse for a movie, and I CHALLENGE you to get through it without trying to kill yourself at least once. I tried multiple times, but it turned out like this. So, unfortunately, I lived through this movie and here is a gripping documentary of my struggle:

Okay, full disclosure: I really just like making scenes with people lying on top of each other look like sex scenes. That’s my big goal in life. Leave a comment right here, on this page, of what you think the funniest bad movie of the 2000’s was, and if you’re correct, it shall be the subject of next week’s TRAILER TRASH.

Quite Indubitably,
Sir Daniel Rick

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The Vegetarian’s Wiener

Posted by Dan Rickmers On December - 2 - 2009
These wienerz are plump enough to fit your bun just right.

These wienerz are plump enough to fit your bun just right.

Okay, this week it’s a video about hot dogs and angry hobos, and next week it’s the worst movies of the DECADE. Exciting times all around, if you ask me. This video is a cute little romantic comedy. Making it was pretty cool, because approximately half of the people who were involved in making in it asked me not to mention their real names, to avoid people finding it on Google in relation to them. Is there really any higher form of praise? I think not. So enjoy what’s sure to be strange and disturbing, and don’t watch it if you’re offended by the many uses of wienerz or Oscar Meyer commercials. I know that last thought probably struck fear into some of your hearts, so you might as well just watch it.

Aww, wasn’t that neat? I like the part where the guy in the song spells out the word love, because I also like to spell. If you were disturbed by that at all, just keep in mind it’s not that much different than a picnic. It’s just like a hot dog grill at a big, messy picnic……..yeah okay maybe it is a little weird.

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