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You have entered the Twilight Zone. Beyond this world, sucky movies are shown. Speaking of Rush songs, I think I may have subconsciously quoted some of their lyrics in this review. So, the people I know who are Twilight fans even have to clarify that they “know it’s bad,” but like it anyway. Therefore, I feel obligated to ignore this fact and insult this movie regardless. Twilight’s second installment, New Moon, has hot Vampires and muscly Werewolves, but a severe lack of sexy zombies. Therefore this is an automatic failure in my book. I mean, even Harry Potter has zombie-like monsters in it! Instead, this movie just has emo kids complaining about how nothing really mattress. Here’s my woefully uninformed New Moon Review, for your pleasure and satisfaction:

Next week I may do a review of a random youtube video, or I may just do the same thing I do every week. Who knows? I’m c-c-c-crayzeee!!!

L-L-L-later erebody,
Daniel

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Lined up for this week are the movies 2012 and Gentlemen Broncos. I thought this review was going to be longer, but it’s actually kind of short. Good times! Oh, here’s a link to last week’s video. Speaking of random short films on youtube, I was thinking about finding some of those and making fun of them in this here blog. That might be funsies. What do you think?

It’s that time again! Time for me to slack off on giving you a five-minute video of me making jokes about movies and instead give you a five-minute video I made about people dying! It’s okay though, because this time I included the song “You’re The Inspiration” by Chicago, so you KNOW it’s good. Another way you know it’s good is because youtube has officially banned this video from Germany. Badass? Don’t ask me why, because they weren’t very clear on that point. They just sent me an email that read “Dude, we seriously can’t play this in Germany. THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES!” Speculate.

Did you “luh dat shiz” or what? Personally, I’d tolerate that filum two or maybe even three times!

Hugz,
Daniel

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