This week’s Trailer Trash is on Ice Age 3: Dawn of Dinosaurs! What a completely unnecessary movie. I’d like to say that Ray Romano and Denis Leary have better things to be doing, but we all know that’s not true. Bill Nye-esque interlude included for your viewing pleasure. I’ll be in Alabama (what?) next week, but I’ll try and put something up. Maybe it will be something a little special to show I care about you 10 people who subscribe on iTunes.
keep on keepin’ on (whatever that means),
Dan
So yeah…My Sister’s Keeper is a drama about cancer. Totally unacceptable to make fun of it, right? I agree. That’s why I spent this review not making fun of the movie for it’s many flaws. I wouldn’t dare…
I was originally going to wuss out of doing this movie, because I figured everyone I know would hate me for making fun of a cancer drama, but that kind of really made me want to use it anyway. Plus, it really looks like a crap movie. Abigail Breslin is better off dancing to “Superfreak” in my humble opinion.
If you like the vid, or if you’re extremely offended, send me an email ( dan@filmfail.com ) or leave a comment below. It would really brighten my day. Especially if you were offended.
I was recently made aware of the explicit nature of the movie Muppet Treasure Island with the assistance of the Parents Guide on IMDB.
I’m PRETTY sure I don’t remember seeing any of this in the actual movie, so I’m willing to bet that some righteous do-gooder will have reported that page by the time you read this, so I’ve taken a screencap for you.
It’s like they say, SS or it didn’t happen.
Thanks to the person who tipped me off on this one.
I’m glad I was able to screencap it before it was moderated.
Click it for a full-size version:
and here’s the second half of the page:
Great catch, if you ask me.
Dan
Alright everyone, I’ve got a major beef with LaBeef. Why is he popping up in every movie Steven Spielberg makes? I know he was in Even Stevens, and we all loved him in THAT particular Disney Channel original series, but how much will we have to deal with Spielberg’s mancrush on this little tyke before he fizzles out into pop culture obscurity? TOO MUCH. In any case, this is a pretty bad movie. Worse than the first one, which is saying something. Megatron still does not transform into a sniper rifle, which just baffles me, because that was the most awesome part of the original cartoon.
If I offend you, as it is my goal, feel free to send me an angry email: submit@filmfail.com
Below the video are links to iTunes and to a general subscription page, both of which you are more than welcome to use! Enjoy this week’s Trailer Trash!
Your loving blogslave,
Dan
Here it is, as promised. That lovely little romantic comedy that’s sure to warm all of our hearts, The Proposal. I enjoyed making this one. I really did. This movie makes fun of itself. Don’t forget to subscribe via those buttons I put near the bottom, or share the article with your friends, especially the ones you want to piss off.
~Dan
PS: Off topic, but my friend wanted me to recommend this to you all
Infamous
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O hai! Im Dan Rickmers, the main editor for Filmfail.com, and the guy in all those videos. Im a Junior in NYUs undergraduate Cinema Studies program, and I love making fun of movies. Does that make me an asshole? Totally, but thats why you came here, isnt it?
